Hai Urf!
Posted by: ceilingkat on: January 20, 2009
Hai, welkome to celingkat.wordpress.com. This is ar furst post.
Genesis 2 – teh Urfs wur finishd
Posted by: ceilingkat on: January 22, 2009
1 An teh skyz an teh Urfs wur finishd, an al teh stufz in dem, an Ceiling Kat was liek al tired an stuf.
2 An on teh 7f day Ceiling Kat got dun makingks al dat stuf; an he restd on teh 7f day cuz he wuz pooped fum al dat wrking an not liek havng imself ulone. An he not get payd ovrtym eiver.
3 Ceiling Kat blesd teh 7f day, an sed itz teh h0liez0rz; cuz dats when he restd fum all his werk wich Ceiling Kat creatd an maed. Yay holy Caturday!
4 Iz how teh skyz an Urfs wur maed, wen Ceiling Kat pwnt.
5 Urfs no can has plantz n treez n catnipz yet, cuz Ceiling Kat no can maek rainz, but iz ok for kittehs DUNT LYKEZ wetfurz. An ther wuznt ne man to mek farmz n stuf; cuz teh clowds wur al happie an dint feel liek cryin, wich wuz ok to cuz umbrellaz wuznt inventd yut.
makez teh rain, but it waz bad idea.
6 But teh fogz caem in liek in Frisco an waterd teh grownd so teh plantz wud be ok wen Ceiling Kat madez dem.
7 An Ceiling Kat madez kitteh owt ov teh flore dust, an breathd ntew his nawstrils teh bref ov life, wich wuz sorta liek doin cpr on a mudpie, but it wuz al gud.
8 An Ceiling Kat plantz gardun eastwad, in eden; an ther he put teh kitteh he madez. (i dono hows he figurd out it wuz east, cuz ther wuznt no cumpasez yet an no mapz ither.)
9 An Ceiling Kat madez evry tre dat iz prity, an gud fur fud; teh tre ov lief wuz in teh gardun to, an teh tre ov teh nawlej ov gud an evul. man askd Ceiling Kat to makez a kooki tree, an Ceiling Kat madze it. but he eated it. (no 1 had thot of cheezburgr tre yet.)
10 An a big rivr went owt ov eden to watr teh gardun; an zen it splitzd up ntew 4 rivrz wth srsly weerd namez.
11 Teh naem ov teh 1th iz pishon (did u sneez? blez u! ): dat wun runz arownd teh hol land ov havilah wich haz a lot ov gold cheezburgerz;
12 An teh gold cheezbugerz ov dat land iz gud (but u cant eatz it): ther iz bdellium an teh onyx stone. (but u cant eatz dat eiver. An wut teh hek is bdellium?)
13 An teh naem ov teh 2th rivr iz gihon: dat wun runz arownd teh hol land ov cush wich is vry comfy plaec.
14 An teh naem ov teh 3th rivr iz hiddekel: dat wun runz n frunt ov asyria. An teh 4f rivr iz teh euphrateez (ware teh ppl acused eech oter ov “yu afraed ov tese?”.)
15 An Ceiling Kat took teh man, an put im ntew teh gardun ov eden tew takez cares ofs it cuz Ceiling Kat wuz stil poopd and wantedz anotr day off.
16 An Ceiling Kat sed to teh man, ov evury tre in teh gardin iz ok u eatz:
17 But of teh tre of teh nawlej of gud an evl, you not eatz cuz wen u eatz taht tre i fur sure mek u ded. Srsly.
18 An Ceiling Kat sed, teh man is alown an dat iz bad; he needz frendz so i wil maek him a gud help fo him. (i iz gud at stuf liek taht. srsly. An it will keepz him outta trubbel.)
19 An owt ov teh grownd Ceiling Kat madez al teh aminals on teh urfs an in teh see, an al teh burdz up in sky (an sum liek ostrijes who cudnt flyz, just fur fun). (Ceiling Kat is raely good at makingz mud pies. srsly.) An brot them untew teh man to c what he wud cal tehm: an wut teh man caled evry living aminal, dat wuz its naim. (if they didnt like it, tuff tamales, they wuz stuck wif it.)
20 An teh man gave namez to al teh aminals, an to teh burdies of sky (an to teh onez who cudnt flyz) an teh aminals in teh see, (so vey wudnt feel levt out), an to evry aminal in teh feeld; but fer man wuznt no gud helpr fo him, not evun anyonez to tak to in chatroom.
21 An Ceiling Kat caused a deep sleep to fal upawn teh man, an he sleeped; an he tuk one of his ribs, cuz it has a flavr.
22 An Ceiling Kat can haz teh rib frum man maded into wimman, but did not eated it cuz he brot her to teh man. He sai O hai, I maded u a man but wifout long hare. Hav fun, kthxbai.
23 Teh man saiz,
“Dese bonez iz mai bonez
an dis meatz r mai meatz;
I calz her “whoa man”, k
cuz she in ur chest taken ur ribs. Srsly”
24 So man muv out da baesment an lives wif da womenz, an be all u can puts your toofbrush nexta mine an I no eats you.
an da manz sez orly
da womenz sez ya rly
an da manz sez no wai
an da womenz sez wai
25 and teh man and teh woman weared invisible close!
Join owr komunity
Posted by: ceilingkat on: January 20, 2009
The Matrix cat fight
Posted by: ceilingkat on: January 20, 2009
the cat neo is once again surrounded by puppies…<
Hai, ai em CeilingKat
Posted by: ceilingkat on: January 20, 2009
En dis bloug ai em goan ter tel yu mai storee abowt how dis urf en tings cum ter be heah. Yu wil kno dis storee frerm yer bukes. Yu mus weed awl er dis gud bukah. Et wel maek yer tummy naice en wharmah.
From Genesis1
- Oh hai. In teh beginnin ceilingKat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.
- Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An ceilingKat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.
- At start, no has lyte. An ceilingKat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.
- An ceilingKat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.
- An ceilingKat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1
- An ceilingKat sayed, im in ur waterz makin a ceiling. But he no yet make a ur. An he maded a hole in teh Ceiling.
- An ceilingKat doed teh skiez with waterz down An waterz up. It happen.
- An ceilingKat sayed, i can has teh firmmint wich iz funny bibel naim 4 ceiling, so wuz teh twoth day.
- An ceilingKat gotted all teh waterz in ur base, An ceilingKat hadz dry placez cuz kittehs DO NOT WANT get wet.
- An ceilingKat called no waterz urth and waters oshun. Iz good.
- An Ceiling Cat sayed, DO WANT grass! so tehr wuz seedz An stufs, An fruitzors An vegbatels. An a Corm. It happen.
- An Ceiling Cat sawed that eedz ish good, so, letz there be weedz.
- An so teh threeth day jazzhands.
- An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has lightz in the skiez for splittin day An no day.
- It happen, lights everwear, like christmass, srsly.
- An Ceiling Cat doeth two grate lightz, teh most big for day, teh other for no day.
- An Ceiling Cat screw tehm on skiez, with big nails An stuff, to lite teh Urfs.
- An tehy rulez day An night. Ceiling Cat sawed. Iz good
- An so teh furth day w00t.
- An Ceiling Cat sayed, waterz bring me phishes, An burds, so kittehs can eat dem. But Ceiling Cat no eated dem.
- An Ceiling Cat maed big fishies An see monstrs, which wuz like big cows, except they no mood, An other stuffs dat mooves, An Ceiling Cat sawed iz good.
- An Ceiling Cat sed O hai, make bebehs kthx. An dont worry i wont watch u secksy, i not that kynd uf kitteh.
- An so teh…fith day. Ceiling Cat taek a wile 2 cawnt.
- An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has MOAR living stuff, mooes, An creepie tings, An otehr aminals. It happen so tehre.
- An Ceiling Cat doed moar living stuff, mooes, An creepies, An otehr animuls, An did not eated tehm.
- An Ceiling Cat sayed, letz us do peeps like uz, becuz we ish teh qte, An let min p0wnz0r becuz tehy has can openers.
- So Ceiling Cat createded teh peeps taht waz like him, can has can openers he maed tehm, min An womin wuz maeded, but he did not eated tehm.
- An Ceiling Cat sed them O hai maek bebehs kthx, An p0wn teh waterz, no waterz An teh firmmint, An evry stufs.
- An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, the Urfs, I has it, An I has not eated it.
- For evry createded stufs tehre are the fuudz, to the burdies, teh creepiez, An teh mooes, so tehre. It happen. Iz good.
- An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, teh good enouf for releaze as version 0.8a. kthxbai
We tehl yer mor f dis stuff en tings, tomorrer, srsly. Dese werds ar frum teh Lolcat Bible Project, but dai es mai werds dat I uttahd long tyme ago.
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